jokes to impress girls
Transmigrating to the 80s to Become Stepmom to Five Bigwigs
by Yearly Blossoms
Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping tha…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Reborn To Love
by helemon_
“So, what do you want?” He Xinyan quickly glanced up into Gu Yechen’s face and frowned. Why did he look so familiar? Where did she see him before? “I want you.” “. . .” Well, that was direct. He Xinyan opened her mouth to speak but she couldn’t form the right words. “Let's make a deal. You become my girlfriend and you can ask for anything in return.”“Anything?” He Xinyan repeated.Gu Yechen nodded his head, “Anything.”He Xinyan thought about what could help her but realized that there wasn’t much…
The Holy Maiden Uncovers My Coffin When I Just Become An Emperor's Corpse
by Impressive
Yang Yan found himself becoming a corpse. But before he could stay for a minute, the lid of his coffin was opened.A stunning face appeared in front of him.Leng Biyue!As the Holy Maiden of the Fairy Maiden Sect, she possessed the quasi-empire bloodline!Blood spilled from the corner of her mouth, fell, and landed on Yang Yan's face.His eyes opened!"The Sword Dao Emperor, who was buried for 100,000 years, has come to life once again!"
Binding to Geniuses To Become Stronger
by Li Hongtian
"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party'scultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!""Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additionalrewards.""Enjoy your cultivation!"…"You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire thePurple Aura from the East!"You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain theDemon …
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
Mated to Another
by Daisy Chaseley
“Good morning.” She greeted as she peeked on my male’s cheek with so much affection. And I could feel my heart start to bleed as the male destined for me smiled down at the female and kissed her temple with his heart oozing adoration. My wolf was on her hind legs staring at the female through my eyes. She fisted her hair and knotted them in a bun and my eyes fell on the glorifying fresh mark on her neck. I return my eyes to the male standing in front of me. That is when I noticed the angry red m…
Evolution to GOD
by REaper
WPC #188: Bronze Winner["So miss System, how can I become awesome""Host you cannot become awesome"]Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties.Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn."What the fuck"I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and...At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my aw…
Impressions: The Last of the Nobility
by LeonaSMane
Beware of the Dragon Wolf. There is a tale of supernatural beings, some gods, some demigods, others the fates themselves in the long-lost noble lineages. Then amongst the supernatural was the Scio, a people with the knowledge of all beings and the ability to live harmoniously with those of goodwill.Legend has it that one day the oldest noble lines will intertwine combining the legends of the west and the east with the legend of the Cradle of Mankind. The tale warns of the power of the dragon ri…
First To Reincarnate
by RoKo505
Death. It began washing over the earth like a plague. The plague being the sudden appearance of powerful monsters, destroying cities and killing anyone that stood in their way. But when a young boy gets confronted by these monsters, he doesn’t run or feel an ounce of fear in the face of death. He wanted to die, he wished for it. His wish… Granted. But in death comes rebirth, a new opportunity. But very few that have died to the waves of monsters have been given the opportunity, the opportunity t…
To Love & To Hold
by FreshyGore
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue."I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey."^^^^^^^They say "A night in Vegas can change your lif…
Reborn To Revenge
by SelusSarang
"Please, let me go"I don't know why she wanted to kill me. I thought she was my best friend. She stabbed the knife into my chest, "He said only if you dead, he'll accept me"I spatted the blood from my mouth, "H-He?" "Yes. When he confessed his love to you, do you remember how you rejected him?" "I d-did that because I k-knew you like -him""Oh stop your drama 'I am a good girl' show. I have lots of money, I have so many ways to get what I like. But he asked me you to be dead. so of course to get …
Impress my crush
by vishal_756868
I propose my crush and she replied I am not interest in boys
Ladder To Godhood
by Lieutenant0052
The universe has many unravelled mysteries. These secrets usually revolve around humans and their endless cycle of cultivation. One day, a curious Dragonborn, coupled with a twist of fate that granted him a suitable physique to indulge in human practice decides to integrate into the humane civilization. For reasons unknown, the realm in which his clan prospers doesn't allow the existence of his variation physique, thus he descended to the lower planes in absolute secrecy to expand his horizons.…
Colour Me Impressed (BWWM)
by Jay Kandie
This is a story about a woman, Ivory Spade who moved out of her hometown to start a new life as a fashion designer aiming big. Moving into her new home only to meet the infuriatingly hot Jason, a handsome, wealthy and seeming secretive art collector as a new neighbour, whose walls seems to be higher than Mount Everest and whose favourite pastime seems to be annoying her at every turn.Follow them as they find love together in this heartwarming, heartstrings pulling, butterfly inducing story fille…
Fated To You
by ShadowPrincess96
-----[MATURE CONTENT ALERT]"No! I won't let you go this time! No matter how many times more I will be born for you, but I am your eternal fated one." Alex proclaimed passionately.-----What it likes to lose your cherished one, you loved with your whole heart? Luna, the only daughter of a rich businessman, was reincarnated with a new chance to live her life without the regret of a tragic death in her last life. The painful scars from the previous life transformed her to despise love forever. Alex,…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Novel of Jokes
by DtjiSoftware_Dev
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.